Steep Start...Fall Finish

This was a tough one
I counted on these two wilderness guidesand their supervisor
to navigate me through an elevation gain

of 1,400 feet in two miles Early on, it didn't look very promising

My guides kept stopping

over

and over again

So, I had to step in

and show them all how it's done.

The end result was two-fold

One, we made it to the top

and two, the sixty-foot waterfalls

made it all worth it

One For The History Books

I shot an 89at Lakota Canyon Ranch after taking refuge in the cart

barn from pouring rainuntil the heavens turned blue
and I turned into a real goddammit

A TuTu Or Two

The Pacific Northwest Ballet fluttered around the stage to

Nine Sinatra Songs at the

Gerald R. Ford Amphitheaterin a tutu and tight pants

Mountain Living...It's The Richest Kind

This 10,800 sq. ft. home

at an elevation of 10,200 feetwith an interior suspended bridge overlooking the 
Gore Range, was featured on the Cordillera Home & Garden Tour 2007 The tour featured the most spectacular homes
in the Vail Valley
with ample seating for anyone who wanted
to watch golfers or skiers from

10,000 feet or higher.

I could barely breathe

Bear Claws, Bones and Pheromones

Jesus
Save the wilderness
from bears the size of dinosaurs
bones that look like dinosaurs dogs that sniff
and sniffbefore finding true loveAnd Jesus, please identify

the pheromone that brought

these two together and make

sure it won't affect anyone

else in quite the same way

Mt. Massive Reality Check

It doesn't get higher than this
Unless you're Stacy, in which case you wait

for the big rain cloud to dump on her head

not ours

That brought her down a notch or two.

Her revenge

She stole my husband

Berry Picker

He is not a berry picker
She is not a berry picker
He picks up sticksShe chases cyclistsand plucks daisy's
So who picks the berries?
He does

Adventures Of A Biketime

The day began innocently enough
as we rode 16.2 miles
along the Colorado River
passing rafters rock formations phallic thunder clouds
and rest stops
Suddenly, our trail boss got an S.O.S.Someone had yanked Stacy's chain
We think a pig was the culprit,

but we're not sure.

Anyway, that made Stacy

want to bobsled down a mountain

and swing with Tom over 10,000 feet

above the valley floor

She's so cool

But, Tom's my idol. He planned the entire adventure. Thank you, Tom. It was a wild ride