Bear Claws, Bones and Pheromones

Jesus
Save the wilderness
from bears the size of dinosaurs
bones that look like dinosaurs dogs that sniff
and sniffbefore finding true loveAnd Jesus, please identify

the pheromone that brought

these two together and make

sure it won't affect anyone

else in quite the same way

Mt. Massive Reality Check

It doesn't get higher than this
Unless you're Stacy, in which case you wait

for the big rain cloud to dump on her head

not ours

That brought her down a notch or two.

Her revenge

She stole my husband

Berry Picker

He is not a berry picker
She is not a berry picker
He picks up sticksShe chases cyclistsand plucks daisy's
So who picks the berries?
He does

Adventures Of A Biketime

The day began innocently enough
as we rode 16.2 miles
along the Colorado River
passing rafters rock formations phallic thunder clouds
and rest stops
Suddenly, our trail boss got an S.O.S.Someone had yanked Stacy's chain
We think a pig was the culprit,

but we're not sure.

Anyway, that made Stacy

want to bobsled down a mountain

and swing with Tom over 10,000 feet

above the valley floor

She's so cool

But, Tom's my idol. He planned the entire adventure. Thank you, Tom. It was a wild ride

The Ritz

The Ritz Carlton
in Bachelor Gulchhas a chairway to heavenHail to The Ritz

Hiking The Slopes Of Beaver Creek

A chairlift upto the Royal Elk Trailstarted out rockySo, Jim went on the prowl for walking sticksand he snapped them to the perfect lengthwhich helped us navigate through the woodsand the meadowsand the wildflowersWe were proud when we

finally made it to the lake

Our next challenge was 3 rocky miles downhill

Never under-estimate the will

of a man/woman to

go up again

for a beer

and a whole new perspective